A motorcyclist escapes justice thanks to a clever story after a chase

Hang on to your helmets, the great parade of two-wheeled nonsense has just hit! A motorcyclist attempted a bluff as big as a Kawasaki roadster in a roundabout. Starting at 132 km/h on a road limited to 80 km/h is like trying to overtake a Harley-Davidson on a Honda 125. It’s off to a bad start, very bad indeed. On this July 26, the gendarmes evidently took the motorcyclist for a sprinter, but what he will really have is the status of weekend clown.

When the best escapes justice: a bold escape that goes wrong

The scene is absurd. After ignoring the sirens and flashing lights of the police Megane RS, our two-wheeled hero took off. He made an exhibition of borderline suicidal overtakes. But beware, the motorcyclist's escape has a limit: the gendarmerie, cautious as a Moto Guzzi rider, decided not to pursue the maniac to avoid a drama.

A cardboard alibi, but what imagination!

Released for a time, but not forgotten, this Lazarus of motorcycles thought he could disguise himself by claiming to have sold his bike three months earlier. A nice story to shut the gendarmes up, but they weren’t fooled. A transfer certificate to back it up? Enough evidence in the file to bring down this house of cards. And when the tide turned, our motorcyclist finally cracked like a tube of drying gel in the heat. “The bike is at a friend's!” he blurted out, his lip trembling with nervousness.

The grand unmasking of lies

The search of his accomplice revealed the truth. Surprise! The vehicle was indeed there, ready to roar again for a forbidden ride. The adrenaline rush of a refusal to comply, a speed excess that would make even a Ducati rider blush, and a little spice of fake administrative documents. The party will end with a summons in December before the Coutances judicial court. Tough for our friend who must now face his snack.

When justice rides its bike

The fall is as quick as a BMW Motorrad engine at start-up. This motorcyclist will learn that recklessness has its price, especially when it endangers others. His buddy, this king of receiving stolen goods, won’t come out unscathed either. You’ve guessed it, the consequences of this escapade are yet to be seen. Is life on two wheels worth such adventures?

Life is too short not to have some thrills on the road, but there are limits. To all those motorcyclists with their Suzuki or Triumph who think they can play the smart ones: beware, the police are on the lookout! It must be said that this clown is going to face some wrath in December. If it’s not a reason to have nightmares, then what is? One does not joke with justice, unless it’s to mock it afterward!